George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing George W. Bush's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008
I got to tell the secret service somethin. I want Dick's shoelaces glued so he can't take off his shoes. I don't want no accidents around here.
Today, some idiot through his shoes at me. They weren't eve MY SIZE. The secret service got all NERVOUS about it. I say, bring in ON. No, ma...
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