George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008

Wednesday 31 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. I want to share with you this evening an interesting idea on how we run this country and help other countries other than us...

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Tuesday 30 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. We just got al-Qaeda#9 so Cheney wins the al-Qaeda bingo. We put all those wanted guys on little cards and cross one out ever...

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Monday 29 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. I just saw in the National Shitpot on the newstands that I'm drinking heavy again. I really hate that. Also, the Clinton...

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Sunday 28 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. It's hard to open my mouth lately without some idiot press man making something silly out of it. Sometimes I think they just...

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Saturday 27 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. Everybody gets their tang all tongled up sometimes, specially when you have to give a lot of speeches. Still I get a little si...

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Thursday 25 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. People are always riding my ass about those weapons of Mass Defunction. What do they call Saddam Gassing all those Kerds up no...

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Saturday 20 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. They're still all on this shoe business. Earlier today someone asked if he was a hothead or a hotfoot? Or was it a Shoey...

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Friday 19 December 088

Dear Diary, W. Here. The whole country is falling apart at the seams because of greed, the Russians are once again on the prowl and more bailouts...

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