George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 7 November 2008

Still cleaning out my drawers, because daddy tells me that there's nothing I can do about a third term, even if I AM the president. Seems to me like I could take a stroll over to congress and tell them "what for". After all, I am the head man, the chief, the lead American strategeryist, I should get to play here in this cool room with no corners a little while longer.

Somehow I've collected hundreds of trinkets and gifts from visiting dignitaryaries and they're filling up my file cabinet. Everytime one of them comes by for a visit I have to remember what the hell they gave me so I can put it on my desk before they walk in. Thank God for my personal assistant who figures it out and gets it on display in time.. I wouldn't want to look stupid after all.

The newspapers are saying that I'm leaving the country in a big mess, and that I di...

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