George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Everybody's got a mom and dad I guess but few have parents who were once president and first lady. Mama always liked Jeb best. That's nothing new. But now Daddy's been riding my butt about McCain. Can I help it if he picks Sarah Palin for his VP? At least SHE knows how to spell "potato". I might missannounce a few words now and then, but at least I don't puke at meetings with heads of states. Him and his palsy wowsy, Billy Clinton. Go out and find your own daddy, you womanizing...womanizer!

I could murder an acre of brush right about now!

W.