What the Bo Diddly is wrong with my kitchen knives?
This morning I got cut bad again at breakfast cos I got hold of the knife blade instead of the handle.
Why don't these goddam things come with instruction about how to use them?
Anyway,I've instructed that son of a bitch Paulson to stop messing about with this financial crap and concentrate on stopping my knives from putting blood on my cornflakes.
These jumped up, pen-pushing, bonus greedy bankers just gotta git their priorities right.
I've already got enough blood on my hands with the god-damned terrorist wars.