George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 11 October 2008

What the Bo Diddly is wrong with my kitchen knives?

This morning I got cut bad again at breakfast cos I got hold of the knife blade instead of the handle.

Why don't these goddam things come with instruction about how to use them?

Anyway,I've instructed that son of a bitch Paulson to stop messing about with this financial crap and concentrate on stopping my knives from putting blood on my cornflakes.

These jumped up, pen-pushing, bonus greedy bankers just gotta git their priorities right.

I've already got enough blood on my hands with the god-damned terrorist wars.

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