George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 24 June 2015

June... who cares

I'm despondent.

I've got two kids that are out to ruin the family name.

Dumb George. Can't even say nuclear. Likes to go to war. I don't mean he goes to war. He sends others to war. Screwed up this country that dad gave to me to pass down.

Now there Jeb. He's out to screw up the family name too.

What kind of legacy am I leaving?

The Bush Klan.

In the history books.

I hope he doesn't make it.

I don't think the country can stand another Bush.

As it is I have to hide from the public. Kids throw things at me. Reporters are always asking me what I did to screw them up.

Dear Diary, where did Barbara hide my Xanax.





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