George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 6 January 2014

Dear Diario,

What's up? I'm was just up to the usual: eattin Cheetos in my undies while watching a old re-run of "THE JERSEY SHORE." Man those guys are cool. To bad this show wasn't runnin when I was still in office. I wudda gave them a gold metal for awesomeness or somethin. Snooki's pretty cute for a boy. I hate to admit that since it makes me sound like one of them queers, but hey, writing in a diary is pretty gay to begin with. HE-HE!

Just kiddin Diario. You know I enjoy your papery company. Your pages are smooth like southern silky-goodness. I also admire the pink fuzz around you're bindin and the epic picture of teenage Brittney Spears on your cover. Man, whatever happened to her any way? Like WTF? All you see now-adays on the MT-Television is the Miley Cirus and the Biebs shakin their money makers and making the kids go crazy an...

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