Dear Diary -
Watching the second debate, I have no idea what the hell got into that no good, low-life, bottom-feeding traitor Mitt Romney.
The flip-flopping sumbitch stabbed me in the back. Well guess who me and my little woman Laura are going to be voting for in November? That's right. We're both voting for President Barack Obama.
And I am telling all of my Texas friends to vote for Obama also. And as for that Big Bird bashing pompous GOPunk, he can just go back to Massachusetts and stay there.
If I ever see "Old Mittens" on the street his butt is mine and I will show the scumbag how we treat traitors down here in the Lone Star state.
President George Bush
(An Obama voter).