George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Henderson KY paper printed some of my famous quotes:

You know what I found most disappointing about the Republican National Convention?

A no-show conspicuous by his absence: former President George W. Bush.

I like George W. Bush. I would love to go quail hunting with him on his Texas ranch, but I won't hold my breath waiting for an invitation.

Whatever one thinks of his service as president, he was, and is, a real down-to-earth fellow.

And he may very well go down in history as our most quoted president.

Here are some examples of so-called "Bushisims" under the heading "Top 10 George Bush Quotes" (from The New York Times "About.Com Quotations" listing):

1. Energy. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

2. War. "When Iraq is liberated, you...