Hey Diary -
It's bin a wile cents I writ I no. Butt, it's bin a purty hard time for me two and I hadn't had the time neither. Ennyhow, my poll numbers ar in the cellar rite now, butt uncle dicky tole me not two wurry - they cud go lower he said.
I wanted two set sum records as pressydint, and it looks like I will two. Uncle dicky said I wuz alredy a-holding down 3 records, such as,
Dummest pressydint in US history,
Wurst pressydint in US history,
Lowest approval rating of enny pressydint in US history.
I no these aren't records most folks want, but what the hay, a records a record I sez. See yew nex time.