George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 4 February 2007

Hey Diary -

It's bin a wile cents I writ I no. Butt, it's bin a purty hard time for me two and I hadn't had the time neither. Ennyhow, my poll numbers ar in the cellar rite now, butt uncle dicky tole me not two wurry - they cud go lower he said.

I wanted two set sum records as pressydint, and it looks like I will two. Uncle dicky said I wuz alredy a-holding down 3 records, such as,

Dummest pressydint in US history,

Wurst pressydint in US history,

Lowest approval rating of enny pressydint in US history.

I no these aren't records most folks want, but what the hay, a records a record I sez. See yew nex time.


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