Osama's cut the Canadatian to the United States oil pipeline plans again.
He just doesn't want us to have cheaper oil or gasoline for out Hummers.
I need a Hummer at our ranch in order to get around the back 80.
The nut thinks we don't care if gas costs $10 a gallon. He wants us to car pool. Well, I can get the whole family AND a pool in my Hummer.
He won't even let us drill for new oil. That's a major sin to a Texan.
I'm gonna call Cheney to see if we can sneak in a pipeline into Wyoming.
If the Mexicans can do it in the South, we can do it in the North.