George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 17 March 2012

March, 2012

Dear Diary,

A very weak W. Here.

Well Diary, So much for the sexy monkees that had sex every few minutes.

Cheney already HAD a pair of them. Those bald-headed men. I guess it's true what they say. I can't remember what is was. But it had something to do with bald-headed lovers.

It didn't work out the way I thought it would. I thought they would inspire Laura and me and they did. For three days.

It only took three days for me to realize that I couldn't keep it up.

So I told Laura they carried Monkee Pox.

I've been pretty week since.

Look for Larry & Lola, the sexy monkees, on eBay.

Better have some purple pills handy.

W.





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