March again, 2012
I read today on the Spoof about those monkees that had sex all the time.
I don't mean that little Davy Crockett guy in the musical group in the 1960s. I mean real monkees, like apes.
They have sex every few minutes.
Wonder what a pair of them would cost?
Wonder how I can find out? Striped me! I'll ask Dick Cheney. The Dickster knows everything.
I figure having a couple going at it in a cage in the bedroom would inspire Laura. I know they would me.
Hot monkee sex, Diary! Hot monkee sex!