March 5th, 2012
Dear Diary,
W. Here.
That McCain says we should bomb Syria. What kind of crock is that? He used to be against any kind of warfart..fare. I think that Hanoi Hilton flashback must be returning on him.
Of course, he was a POW and hero at one time. Lately he can't even win an election against a fornener...forner..one born across the waters.
McCain is good at shooting and this time it's with his mouth.
He gave me a hard time in that one primate. I think he did it just to rattle me. Well, I don't rattle that easy, MR. MCCAIN!
Well, actually, Laura says that was a pea I put in my ears when I was a kid. That would cause anyone to rattle.
Speaking of rattling, I need to sign off. It's bedtime and I took my pill exactly one hour ago.
BRING IT ON!!!
W.

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