George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 3 August 2005

What a coop(that's Frenchy for I Got'm!) I pulled t'day! I put my ol'pal, Jonny Bolton in as our ambassadour to the U.N.(why we gotta have a ambassadour in our own country is beyond my unnerstanding anyway). Them Congress dopes'r gonna have a fit, but What're They Gonna Do?, ha ha! Ol'Jonnyboy is gonna kick some ass. I love that guy. No more simpering to every g. d. country crying for justice or some other g. d. thing, food, money, geez, they never stop! Once we get democracy spread out like a virus, we can start making money all over the world. And alla them doofuses'll stop crying.

I think it's time to push the poor countrys into cable or satellite teevee, that'll show'm there's a better way to live! Blonds in bikinis and BIG cars, that's the way to feed the poor folk!

Man o man, have I got ideas, eh? I'm the...

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