George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 20 May 2005

Well, as you know(what a great way to talk to people, I can say anything now! as you know as you know as you know, geez, I could write a musicality starring Babs Strystand!). Some knucklehead threw a grenade at my speech. Y'know it was a knucklehead cause there was no kablewy!!! I don't understand this kind o'inaction. Why in Texas, we don't throw bombs that don't blow someone up. This was clearly the work of some wannabe headline-almost-ster. I'm gonna pray extra for this poor boy. He almost had it, but didn't have the balls to do it. While I'm at it, I'm gonna thank the Good Lordy Above for keeping so much suckurity around me while the assassins keep me in their scopes. As long as I am President!, don't I think that I should convince my servents that I should be able to carry a congeeled weapon?




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