Dear Diary -
How are you doing today sweety?
Well it appears that the Alaskan bitch Sarah Palin may be getting some company in the GOP trash bin.
That Herman Cain sure does take the cake, the pie, and the cornbread.
He went and poked some little gals and now they want lots of money or else they will sing like Celine Dion.
When will these SOBs ever learn. Me, I was faithful beyond belief to my lovely Laura.
Oh I did fantasize, especially about that J.Lo woman but I never ever thought about turning my fantasies into reality. No way. Hell no.
George W. Bush