George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 5 March 2005

Woke up today wearing underpants the wrong way, as usual! Ok back to business and have been looking at the map of the middleeast - see too many goddamn countries in there - I mean they all look the same dont they - why do they need borders ? Cant they all be combined into one ? Condi looking into it and will advise - says its easy peasy - checking our war schedule for August. Oh yeah, btw, whose underwear am I wearing anyways ?

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