George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 26 January 2005

Hello diary. It is mee again. Dubya. Today I had to meet with that Teddy Keneddy guy from the Sennate. He is a Cathalick. He has it made. He can drown a girl in his car and still go to Heaven. Everybody says I will go to Hell for killing our soldiers. I do not want to go to Hell. Did you know Cathalicks never have to read the Bible? I wish my church did that. I would give the padre $5 each week and he would give me a book report. (Padre is spanish for baseball team.) My staff wrote book reports for the twins, why not my church too? Maybe it is because I am not a Cathalick. Or maybe it is because there is too much church-state sepuration. Yeah. Good thing I was reelected. I can fix the church-state problem. I do not want to go to Hell. Uh oh, Laura wants me to go to bed. I will write again soon!

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