Dear Diary -
I have no idea what the hell is goin' on anymore.
President Barbecue Alabama is sending troops to Libya to help the people fight against that Colonel Motorola Giraffe rag-wearing fella.
Hell, if it was me I would send a whole bunch of troops over to Detroit. I mean let's face it, if we don't stop these hoodlum punks in Detroit, next they'll take over Ann Arbor, and then Toledo, and then before ya know it they'll be spray painting their damn gang signs all over the front porch of the White House.
Well, I reckon that's all for now. I think Laura just drove up in the driveway, and I still haven't done the dishes.
George W. Bush