George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Feb. 2011

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That driver who crashed onto the front lawn in December almost caused me to have a breakdown.

Is that a pun? Car? Breakdown? I'll have to ask Cheny.

I never wrote one before.

Anyway, I took a leek out the window and saw that it wasn't Tiger Woods so I called security.

I thought to myself, that could have been Mama out there in the yard measuring the grass to see if I had it cut this week.

It was just some guy leaving one of the neighbor's houses.

Wish it HAD been Tiger Woods. I could use some golf advice.

W.




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