George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Feb, 2011

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Obama now says he wants to cut entitlemental programs. That means he'll probably cut back on congressmen taking $20,000 vacations they call overseas visits to leaders to only $18,000.

He wouldn't know how to cut an entitlemental program if it came up and bit him on the ass and stepped on a rake snake like we got here in Texas.

Or that's what Laura told me this morning when I woke up with a lump on my forehead. Funny, it's the same shape as her old hand-me-down rolling pin.

Seems like I screwed this up somewhere diary.

Got a knot on my head the size of a meteor...but the Russians say it will get closer to us than we have predicted.

-George

-W.




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