George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 7 February 2011

Monday - Went to open the George W Bush Memorial Library In Houston.
But I forgot where it was.


Tuesday - Called the Police. Some guys in shades and black suits have
been following me ever since that Osama guy evicted me from
the White House.


Wednesday - Tried to get Tony on the phone. But he wouldn't take my
calls. Just wanted to see if he fancies another turkey shoot
in Arabia.


Friday - What the Dick Cheney happened to Thursday ?

Saturday and Sunday - Can't tell the difference but I seem to remember
going to church on one of these days.




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