George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 31 October 2004

dear diary,

electricion day is soon. but now, holloween. i'm thinking of trick or treating. but it sucks becuz the senate never gives any good candy. i got an apple from max baucus last year, the bastard.

my lady says i should be harry potter. she got me a scar tatoo n everything. im alot like harry in some ways. voldemort is sadam. think about it. hermoine is my lady, and ron is the dick-man.

btw, ne one else think its funny his name is dick? dick, u kno, like crotch. lol. lol. i should call him tiny dick. lol. cuz u SO kno dats what he has. not like me. in texas, everythings big.

-W., but tonite HARRY!

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