George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Monday, 18 October 2004

...have been a mistake, Dick says. Keep it to one, he says. Hell, I can outdrink that bald-head [expletive deleted] any day or night. And out[expletive deleted] him too. Think its time to get a real man on my teem. But it still hurts when I move my head fast. Suppose Im getting older. Used to be able to do more than that when I was flying. Time for a quick one, and then bed.

Long horl tomorrow to Idaho or Iowa or somewhere like that and I have a new speach to learn on the plane. Dont know whats wrong with the one I've been giving since 911. But Karl says I must change it a bit.

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