Dear Diarhea (he-he),
Today was a really fun day. The flight crew of Air Force One let me back the plane out of the hangar. I had no idea pilots nowadays had so many buttons to push. Back when I flew in Air National Guard, all we had was the stick driving thingie and the little globe that showed if you were going N or E or S or W. I always liked going W because of my nick name, "Dubya." Later on, the captain gave me a really cool plastic Air Force One lapel pin. Laura had to put it on me because the pin kept poking me when I did it.