George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 27 September 2004

Dear Diary,

I was sitting outside on the lawn eating grass today... I cut my tongue on it too... but anyway, a birdie pooped on my head! I didn't know it at first because I thought it was just Kerry spitting on me again. I hate it when he does that. Next time he does it, I swear I'm going to tell my Mom.




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