Ha ha! Ha ha! Want to know the secret to my last presidency? I didn't screw up like Obama has, acting like he cares about bi...bi...what's that word again bi-parsnip?? Ah hell close enough. Well anyways, we never worried about bi-parsnipping with the Democrats, cause they wasn't interested in no parsnipping either...What the hell is a parsnip anyway?...

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