Cheney has gone nuts!! Said he's going to take Sarah Palin on a hunting trip. McCain called me and told me to do something before there's a murder! Laura's out public speaking, I can't talk to nobody about it, I'm not sure what to do. I tried to call Dad, but he's fishing at Kenny bunk Port. Damn! I wish I was in the National Guard again, I would've known what to do then!...get some beer and get drunk probably.

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