I had two book signings already this week and my eyes are killing me.
I've written my name so much I feel like our guy that writes our checks to the Chinese.
I tried to talk my book writing by talking into a mike and some person would right it down later.
But, book signings, you have to write everyone of those.
I've got to rest the eyes.
If only I knew for sure that a shoe wasn't heading for my head, I would be able to use both eyes and concentrate on what I'm writing.