Day One of my book tour.
Having a great time but it's hard to talk to those purchasing my book and write at the same time.
I've written all over my tie, the table and a cup filled with coffee.
I did better once I ditched the gum.
Got to appear on Oprah Winfreed. Probably a hostile crowd. Better have them check their shoes that day.
Maybe Oprah will present them all with certificates for new shoes.
I better write that down on my shirt cuff.