George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 7 November 2010

November 7th

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Day One of my book tour.

Having a great time but it's hard to talk to those purchasing my book and write at the same time.

I've written all over my tie, the table and a cup filled with coffee.

I did better once I ditched the gum.

Got to appear on Oprah Winfreed. Probably a hostile crowd. Better have them check their shoes that day.

Maybe Oprah will present them all with certificates for new shoes.

I better write that down on my shirt cuff.

W.




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