November 6th, 2010
I shit and fell backwards in it when I had that photograph taken on the plane while flying over the Katrina tragedy below.
I should have been down there close and had some pics taken.
I could have used a bull horn like I did in New York after 911.
Let that be a lesson to all future presidents who read this diary. Carry a bull horn with you everywhere.
Or, if you're Jewish, a ram's horn!