George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 6 November 2010

November 6th, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I shit and fell backwards in it when I had that photograph taken on the plane while flying over the Katrina tragedy below.

I should have been down there close and had some pics taken.

I could have used a bull horn like I did in New York after 911.

Let that be a lesson to all future presidents who read this diary. Carry a bull horn with you everywhere.

Or, if you're Jewish, a ram's horn!

W.




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