I got to be on television on Sunday. Everyone saw me when I was sitting in the owners's box at the Dallas Cowboys playoff game.
People even waved at me with more than one finger!
The Secret Service guys also liked going to the game. They said that it was better than me dragging them to the theatre to see that new Chipmunks movie every day for the past two weeks.
Maybe I should buy a football team? It was fun when I ran the Texas Rangers.
I could buy an NFL team and move them to Crawford and play in the high school stadium. I could go buy me one of them Tuff Sheds at the Home Depot and use that as my owner's box. We could put it up on top of the pressbox at the stadium.
I'd call my team the Crawford Al Queda Killers. We could even get the Iraqis mad and have 72 virgins for our cheerleaders (though it would be hard to...