October Almost Gone, 2009
I have to admit that President Osama has a way with words that I simply cannot talk.
For instance, he has referred to the present herrible recession as "Your greatest opportunity at lifestyle down-sizing in over 80 years".
Also, "A really great time to try out all those old simple 1930 recipes your grandmother handed down."
Even verse: "A lot of the world eats only one meal a day,
Now what does your big fat ass have to say?"
I wish I could write pomes like that. Of course, those Cheney limericks rhymed nicely..but I was told to leave the table in Saudi Arabia.