George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 25 October 2009

What a day I've had.

Laura, mah wife, she ain't talkin' to me. Don't ask me why.

All I said was I was thinking of running for office again.

Liddle Miss Hot Head tore into me and said: "Over my dead grits you will!" Well her grits have been dead for a loooong long time, so I'm not paying that any mind.

Tell whose grits I would like to grind, and that's Michelle Obama's. Hoh Momma! She is one fine purdy lady. Bet she goes like a hot Mustang.

Still I don't envy Obama none. The job nearly sent me mad. Good thing I got out in time otherwise I might have started invading countries like Rudolph Hitler.

Wonder what became of his family? I'll get Special Branch onto it...oh, damn, I can't. I'm not the President no mo'.

It's funny, I keep forgetting. Jus...

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