I cant belive I'm not president any more. I loved going on shopping sprees with the country's money and demanding war in Iraq.
But my favorite part was when I made up speeches.Now my kids are not speaking to me any more because I don't have money.
Obama took my place and he will pay.
I'm gonna go to Iraq and join a terrorist group!!!! That will teach him, well now that I have no more responsibility I go out drinking with mini me more often, boy if he cant drink nobody can that boy can chug down 20 shots of tequila!!