George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 26 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

So I like to whack weeds while wearing my flight suit? I can wear it any time I want to. Nobody else's business.

Those kids that I scared shouldn't have been on my property in the first place.

Also, I have the constitutional right to camp out with some of my friends in a tent outside of Cindy Sheehan's property to proteat that she is one ugly woman!

Some people can take it out in dishes and some can't take it out on those dishes.

"Something not right about that but you get my point", I told the police she sent over.

Also, over the weekend I went on a bender for the first time in 9 years and it felt wonderful. All that stuff was backed up.

"Jaybird Leno, you are an asshole", I told him on the phone and blew a whistle in his ear. No I didn't. ...

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