Dear Diary,
Private Citizen W. Here.
Well, here I am back in good ole Texas, where the deer and the cantaloupe play or is that farther out west?
They have some pretty big cantaloupes to play with right here in Dallas.
We're here in our new home but we'll head over to the ranch while they're finishing up.
At this rate it may be awhile.
I'm gonna check to see if any of these guys working on my new house ever worked for FEMA.
One of those Jimmy Carter groups could have had this place up in a week.
Of course, it could also collapse after a week.
It's actually great to be out of the presidency. Hey, there's a reporter over there. I'm gonna stop and yell "Nuckular" at him.
Acted like he never knew me, the Nicklehead!
Going to go to bed n...
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