George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 18 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where Balack Osama is coming into Washington for the big day Tuesday on a train. He flew to Pennsylvania to get on a train and travel it to here. What a big show-off!

He's as bad as the one we had who landed in a helicopter that landed on that ship....never mind. Guess we all get the big head sometimes. Look what a head Kennedy has. Looks like a float on the Macy's parade.

I've been soaking my hands in a special solution to get them toughened up and ready to do some serious Bush-whacking when I get back to the ranch.

I think I'm gonna ditch the bicycle and get back on that segway.

At least there won't be all those news people around to see if I fart or not.

I can just go outside and fart as loud as I want to. Rough holding it back for eight years. Probably enough ga...

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