George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 12 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I guess that was my last Press conference today. Time for the cowboy hat and riding around the range at home on old Paint.

"Old Paint" is my segway. I named him that because he needs a new coat of paint after that last encounter with the gardener's wheelbarrow.

Eight years really go by fast. I never did get to finish "My Pet Goat." Well, I'll just give that one top priority.

Then there's that Joyce woman's "Useless" that was voted best novel of the century. Wonder if it has a goat in it?

Wonder what Osama reads? Probably something simple because I asked him about what he thought about that woman Joyce's Useless but he said he'd never heard of it. The greatest novel of the past century and he's never heard of it.

May have Dad & Mom...

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