George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 11 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Been remeberating about the past 8 years. They sure went fast. Someone stops me in the halls of congress and here at the White House every day and tell me that they have the latest shoe-throwing joke.

One told me the guy who threw it said he had planned it for months. How do you plan to throw a shoe? Did he sit up some cans and try to knock them over? He still missed, twice.

Some people have asked me if I was scared. No. Just puzzled. The only time I've really been scared in another country is the first time in India I was talking to the Leader there and I looked over at his wife and there was this red spot between her eyes! My first thought was, "Oh No. Cheney's here and he's using his night sight target finder!" but then I realized that all the ladies present had one of those spots.

Yes, v...

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