I'm very upset about the treatment of the remains of the greatest baseball player ever as far as I'm concerned but apparently I can't do a thing about it.
I'm referring to Ted Williams of the late Red Sox.
First they thaw his head out just enough to testify before a congressional panel on whether he or any other player he could remember ever used steroids.
He plainly told them that the only illegal substance that ever entered him was whatever that was preserving his head.
Why don't they go dig up Casey Stengel? Steinfranker paid them off, that's why.
Then this morning I read in the Baseball Yankees-Money Today that some idiot assistant at the cryonics center used a rectal thermometer to keep track of his temperature.
I'm heading for Texas soon but you a...