George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 3 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

You know it's gonna be strange not waking up in the morning to this freak show in Washington after eight years.

In a few weeks I'll either be waking up on the ranch and head out to do some Bush-whacking. hee hee. Or maybe in our new home in Dallas.

Guess I could go over to the grassy knoll and do some Bush-whacking. hee hee.

I gotta watch this sudden giddiness. But you have to look stern and in control while president and now it's time to let down.

The only problem is not to do it around the family. I mean Mama and Dad. I'd earn a "not prudent" from Dad and a slap in the face from Mama.

"Bush-whacking" on the grassy knoll. That's a good one. I think I'll get up and go tell it to Cheney.

It's too late for Cheney to loosen up like that...

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