George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Friday, 2 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I've just been reading some of my funniest quotes that have been collected and put in a book and you know what, I do sound a little bit like Yoga Beara because of my Booboo's.

Get it, Diary? Booboo was Yogi the Bear's sidekick. So this all connects. Like one of those "everybody is connected to everyone else through six degree Masons."

I guess I said all these things but I wonder if they recorded them. I don't recall making them but Yoga says he doesn't recall his either. Like Yoga, I never said all those things I said.

"We're fixing to go down to Galveston and obviously are going to see a devastated part of this fantastic state."

That was just this past year after the Hurricane. And I still don't see anything wrong with it. It IS a beautiful state, once y...

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