George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I want to share with you this evening an interesting idea on how we run this country and help other countries other than us, for two reasons, one, it's interesting, and two, my wife thought of it first and it occurred to me later sometimes after she said it.

I guess she didn't really think it up, I think she read it somewhere and quoted it back at me or to me. She was the one actually who received it, I guess you could say. She didn't think of it. But she thought of it for this speech I delivered in Africa on how to keep their water clean. That is, the ones who have water.

Now it won't work unless you have some water because it changes it and purifies it's impurities.

What Laura actually DID, was to whisper in my ear, and I immediately turned my back and zipped up.

But this inter...

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