George W. Bush - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 30 December 2008

8.00 Got up and bid good mornification to everyone

9.00 Down for breakfast. The folks thought it was in very poor taste when I said to the dog to "shoo" off my chair.

9.43 Full after that grand breakfast eatification. Might pop out to "Shoes R Us" for some new shoes, after Imelda Marcos has been 'round to pick the ones she wants from all my other cast-offs.

10.00 Had a nice post-Christmasification phone call from the British Prime Minister Gordon Cameron. He's a nice chap and thankfully his wife Cherry Clegg didn't come on the phone. I don't like accountants even though I believe she is a well-respected one. Great with accounting for unpaid train fares.

11.00 Barack and his kids are popping round to play on my new PlayStationarizer. I've this great new game called "I ran Iraq during my presidential K...

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