Today, some idiot through his shoes at me. They weren't eve MY SIZE.
The secret service got all NERVOUS about it.
I say, bring in ON.
No, make that LEAVE it on. Don't take it off and throw it at ms.
Times like this I wish I wore flip-flops, so I could a FIRE BACK!
Hey, where are those shoes now? I gotta get'm and mount'm on the wall.