George Osborne - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of George Osborne. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George Osborne would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing George Osborne's diary, as written by 'John_L'.

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December 2012

Sunday 09 December 1212

People are saying I shouldn't claim expenses to pay my mortgage on my paddock. But it is an expense so there. I need the paddock to keep my horses in...

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Saturday 08 December 1212

I was very happy this morning when I read that I was named the UK's Biggest Loser. I thought this was down to the fact that I have had to cut down to...

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Friday 07 December 1212

Having a stop around number 11. Dave's fag Nick has said I shouldn't be allowed to go to Belfast to march because the security costs too much. Since w...

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Thursday 06 December 1212

Had to go on BBC breakfast this morning. I was a bit nervous and I did a whoopsie in the car on the way to the London studios. When I got there th...

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Wednesday 05 December 1212

I have to go back to the house today to give my mini budget. I don't like having to go to the house and be shouted at by that nasty Mr Balls. Today I...

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Tuesday 04 December 1212

With nothing to do today this morning I played with my blue ball. I bounced my ball in the corridor of Whitehall and I laughed. My ball bounced be...

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Monday 03 December 1212

Had to give my Pre Budget statement today. Dave had told me to tone down the red nose so I borrowed some concealer from that nice Mrs Brooks. I don't...

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Sunday 02 December 1212

I have to give a speech to the house tomorrow to tell all those nasty shouting people that I have failed to do anything apart from make poor people wo...

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