George Osborne - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

I really like China. It is such a nice place. There is no poverty that I have been shown and no nasty people who don't like the government. I hope that Dave can make Britain more like China by telling those nasty European people that we don't want human rights.

The one problem with this trip is that I have had to come with Boris. He is such a scruffy person. He walked up to me at breakfast and I did a bit of a whoopsie as I thought he was a scarecrow come to life. I don't think I like Boris much any more. I know his hair looks silly but he has more than I do now. I wish I still had all mine.




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