Fern Britton - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Fern Britton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Fern Britton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2012 | 2009
Dear Diary, That Ebay really is marvellous. I put Pip Scofield up, and already have bids of £50,000 for him. Holly Willoughby will be on next, I wi...
Dear Diary, In years to come, when I'm trapped in my sinking house a la Johnny Depp's mama in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, the gastric band long ha...
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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