Fern Britton - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Fern Britton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Fern Britton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2012 | 2009
Dear Diary, That Ebay really is marvellous. I put Pip Scofield up, and already have bids of £50,000 for him. Holly Willoughby will be on next, I wi...
Dear Diary, In years to come, when I'm trapped in my sinking house a la Johnny Depp's mama in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, the gastric band long ha...
Anvil Shortage in USAThe Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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