Fern Britton - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Fern Britton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Fern Britton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2009


Sunday 09 August 09

Dear Diary, That Ebay really is marvellous. I put Pip Scofield up, and already have bids of £50,000 for him. Holly Willoughby will be on next, I wi...

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April 2009


Monday 06 April 09

Dear Diary, In years to come, when I'm trapped in my sinking house a la Johnny Depp's mama in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, the gastric band long ha...

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